FUCK MAN! I ALMOST DIED OF MASSIVE HEART ATTACK! THE BLOODY GYM BALL ROLLED DOWN THE STAIRS, AND ALMOST, I SWEAR IT WAS AN INCH AWAY FROM THE 6OOO DOLLAR ANTIQUE VASE FROM CHINA! MY BRO'S SUCH A WHIMP. HE JUST 'DIE AH DIE AH' SCREAMED LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL, AND THE FUNNIEST THING WAS, HE WAS HAPPILY WATCHING TV DOWNSTAIRS. HIS FAT DUMB LAZY USELESS ARSE DIDNT MOVE AT ALL. FUCK LAH. I SWEAR IN EVENT HE NEEDS MY HELP, I WILL JUST LAUGH AT HIM. DAMMIT. FUCKING CREEPY EXPERIENCE.
